








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 696 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,764 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2086 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1152 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1103 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1423 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $677,674 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 420 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dewe | 7 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | FITIX | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | randomtime | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | nacho | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Jammin Jamal | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dewe | 548 | 0.24 | 15 min |
| #2 | randomtime | 339 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jammin Jamal | 182 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | FITIX | 152 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | nacho | 87 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dewe | +4.29 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | Jammin Jamal | +2.10 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | Billey The Kidney | +1.62 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | randomtime | -0.24 | 62 | 65 |
| #5 | Kryst4l | -1.26 | 83 | 50 |





