








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1747 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 744 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Renown | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 85 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9874 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 40,317 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13905 | 34% |
| Smokes | 10086 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6457 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 9869 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,563,486 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1234 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | costiN | 59% | 86 |
| #2 | Knoxville | 57% | 133 |
| #3 | CSN ツ | 55% | 595 |
| #4 | louis | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | BronsoN1 | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | costiN | 59% | 86 |
| #2 | Knoxville | 57% | 133 |
| #3 | CSN ツ | 55% | 595 |
| #4 | louis | 52% | 61 |
| #5 | BronsoN1 | 44% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CSN ツ | 27 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Knoxville | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | louis | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | BronsoN1 | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CSN ツ | 2698 | 0.22 | 65 min |
| #2 | Knoxville | 600 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #3 | louis | 137 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | costiN | 119 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | BronsoN1 | 105 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEKTEN | +1.65 | 80 | 68 |
| #2 | Knoxville | +0.77 | 84 | 75 |
| #3 | costiN | -0.58 | 60 | 62 |
| #4 | CSN ツ | -0.80 | 68 | 62 |
| #5 | louis | -1.34 | 63 | 64 |





