








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1090 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 686 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,772 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9116 | 27% |
| Smokes | 10750 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6272 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 7634 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,804,998 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 521 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | costiN | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | Knoxville | 59% | 128 |
| #3 | VEKTEN | 55% | 595 |
| #4 | louis | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | BronsoN1 | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | costiN | 62% | 65 |
| #2 | Knoxville | 59% | 128 |
| #3 | VEKTEN | 55% | 595 |
| #4 | louis | 50% | 56 |
| #5 | BronsoN1 | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEKTEN | 38 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Knoxville | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | louis | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | BronsoN1 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEKTEN | 3247 | 0.27 | 85 min |
| #2 | Knoxville | 570 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #3 | louis | 129 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | BronsoN1 | 116 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | costiN | 90 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VEKTEN | +2.03 | 80 | 70 |
| #2 | Knoxville | +0.58 | 84 | 74 |
| #3 | costiN | +0.09 | 63 | 62 |
| #4 | CSN ツ | -0.69 | 67 | 63 |
| #5 | louis | -1.07 | 65 | 64 |





