








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 129 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,351 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6990 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4917 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2458 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4986 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $824,874 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 102 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rhai | 1390 | 0.24 | 35 min |
| #2 | Blake | 123 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #3 | Crinton | 119 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | 삐지다 | 112 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | mack | 98 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blake | +2.21 | 69 | 50 |
| #2 | kosta | +1.57 | 73 | 56 |
| #3 | Rhai | +1.28 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | Crinton | +0.50 | 75 | 60 |
| #5 | 삐지다 | +0.09 | 51 | 51 |





