








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 76 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
679 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 552 | 25% |
| Smokes | 727 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 521 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 372 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $391,602 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YEETMAN3000 | 47% | 57 |
| #2 | ToMeier117 | 46% | 37 |
| #3 | Foh'kin Scroob | 46% | 68 |
| #4 | SpLit | 36% | 50 |
| #5 | knigidiknack | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foh'kin Scroob | 187 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | YEETMAN3000 | 164 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | ToMeier117 | 111 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | SpLit | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | knigidiknack | 56 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YEETMAN3000 | +2.57 | 63 | 61 |
| #2 | knigidiknack | +1.45 | 53 | 52 |
| #3 | Foh'kin Scroob | +0.34 | 59 | 52 |
| #4 | SpLit | -0.25 | 39 | 69 |
| #5 | ToMeier117 | -0.47 | 50 | 56 |





