








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 762 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Wingman | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5282 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,847 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2355 | 18% |
| Smokes | 3120 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3903 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 3469 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,211,407 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 806 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisuke | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | Zerosmash | 54% | 68 |
| #3 | stevo_ko | 54% | 82 |
| #4 | Tyt0_o | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kisuke | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | Zerosmash | 54% | 68 |
| #3 | stevo_ko | 54% | 82 |
| #4 | Tyt0_o | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stevo_ko | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | Kisuke | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Zerosmash | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Tyt0_o | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyt0_o | 87 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kisuke | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #3 | Zerosmash | 32 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | stevo_ko | 25 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyt0_o | +2.67 | 72 | 59 |
| #2 | mnstrmino1337 | +2.12 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Zerosmash | -0.16 | 50 | 42 |
| #4 | Kisuke | -0.46 | 58 | 53 |
| #5 | stevo_ko | -4.95 | 43 | 22 |





