








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 478 matches | ||
| Faceit | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7646 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,701 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6125 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7303 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 5536 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2737 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,995,641 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | re:imu | 61% | 236 |
| #2 | ⛧ smevan | 53% | 638 |
| #3 | dai | 52% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | re:imu | 61% | 236 |
| #2 | ⛧ smevan | 53% | 638 |
| #3 | dai | 52% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧ smevan | 25 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | re:imu | 8 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛧ smevan | 2720 | 0.20 | 81 min |
| #2 | re:imu | 333 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | dai | 278 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dai | +1.55 | 84 | 56 |
| #2 | re:imu | +0.78 | 79 | 55 |
| #3 | bronwyn | +0.49 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | ⛧ smevan | -0.11 | 70 | 80 |





