








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 464 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,025 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2801 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2664 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1476 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1084 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,663,613 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kota706 | 49% | 47 |
| #2 | Rev | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | Skrungus | 45% | 55 |
| #4 | Mr. President | 42% | 66 |
| #5 | Turtle | 41% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Rev | 48% | 46 |
| #3 | Skrungus | 45% | 55 |
| #4 | Mr. President | 42% | 66 |
| #5 | Turtle | 41% | 39 |
| #6 | anything? | 38% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rev | 7 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Skrungus | 5 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Mr. President | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | anything? | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #5 | Kota706 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. President | 273 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | Rev | 103 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Skrungus | 101 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Turtle | 100 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kota706 | 47 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kota706 | +1.49 | 87 | 49 |
| #2 | Rev | +1.42 | 56 | 62 |
| #3 | Mr. President | +1.38 | 54 | 64 |
| #4 | BOT Scheme | -1.12 | 20 | 50 |
| #5 | anything? | -1.91 | 25 | 29 |





