








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 785 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 420 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6057 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10697 | 35% |
| Smokes | 7913 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7496 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4176 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $579,716 of utility $43 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 465 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !FoX | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | SC | 49% | 548 |
| #3 | Milfina | 47% | 120 |
| #4 | SL3V3N | 42% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | !FoX | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | SC | 49% | 548 |
| #3 | Milfina | 47% | 120 |
| #4 | SL3V3N | 42% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SC | 47 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | !FoX | 9 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | Milfina | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | SL3V3N | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SC | 1867 | 0.17 | 46 min |
| #2 | SL3V3N | 190 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Milfina | 163 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | !FoX | 68 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Milfina | +2.64 | 66 | 55 |
| #2 | ᴛʜ | +1.52 | 65 | 69 |
| #3 | SC | -0.97 | 38 | 71 |
| #4 | !FoX | -1.10 | 30 | 61 |
| #5 | SL3V3N | -1.51 | 27 | 66 |





