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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 5 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
45 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 155 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 33 | 21% |
| Smokes | 28 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 68 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 26 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $35,030 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gucci flip flops | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Danomer | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | محمد خانقين | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | addjii noob | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gucci flip flops | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Danomer | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | محمد خانقين | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | addjii noob | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | محمد خانقين | 9 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #2 | addjii noob | 5 | 0.21 | 0 min |
| #3 | gucci flip flops | 4 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Danomer | 1 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danomer | +3.74 | 78 | 62 |
| #2 | gucci flip flops | +1.92 | 84 | 58 |
| #3 | محمد خانقين | -0.38 | 47 | 64 |
| #4 | acke | -2.75 | 18 | 48 |
| #5 | addjii noob | -8.16 | 30 | 31 |





