








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,228 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 394 | 18% |
| Smokes | 617 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 833 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 384 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $160,555 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gucci flip flops | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Danomer | 56% | 63 |
| #3 | Nerall | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | acke | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gucci flip flops | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Danomer | 56% | 63 |
| #3 | Nerall | 44% | 16 |
| #4 | acke | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nerall | 4 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Danomer | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | gucci flip flops | 2 | 0.0099 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Danomer | 46 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | gucci flip flops | 20 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Nerall | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | acke | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nerall | +1.34 | 72 | 46 |
| #2 | Danomer | +0.08 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | محمد خانقين | -0.31 | 52 | 59 |
| #4 | gucci flip flops | -0.41 | 90 | 48 |
| #5 | acke | -3.35 | 19 | 52 |





