








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1403 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 200 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4044 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,400 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3063 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2493 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2209 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1635 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $921,839 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gen.G Gaul | 81% | 26 |
| #2 | K-Sung | 80% | 25 |
| #3 | skai | 73% | 56 |
| #4 | Geppetto | 70% | 44 |
| #5 | he | 70% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ J D | +4.60 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Geppetto | +4.26 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | skai | +3.42 | 78 | 68 |
| #4 | K-Sung | +3.12 | 81 | 73 |
| #5 | Gen.G Gaul | +2.13 | 79 | 63 |





