








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,178 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1702 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1566 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1974 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1936 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $451,082 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 87 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | ✿.ܓ⋁ | 62% | 99 |
| #11 | 가필드 | 61% | 70 |
| #12 | ZIYU | 61% | 23 |
| #13 | bangapxianxinho | 60% | 52 |
| #14 | 골드김밥 | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bangapxianxinho | 14 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | 크루 저수지의 개들 | 12 | 0.0099 |
| #3 | Jin | 10 | 0.0076 |
| #4 | ✿.ܓ⋁ | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | 가필드 | 6 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jin | 242 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #2 | MrBrightSide | 192 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | 가필드 | 133 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | 크루 저수지의 개들 | 129 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | 골골 | 115 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K-Sung | +5.26 | 82 | 64 |
| #2 | ⚡ J D | +4.11 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | 골골 | +3.78 | 83 | 69 |
| #4 | 크루 저수지의 개들 | +2.86 | 88 | 50 |
| #5 | okdick | +2.73 | 86 | 63 |





