








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 252 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 415 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5158 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3306 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4890 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3368 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,493,407 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamezi | 55% | 73 |
| #2 | Eleh | 54% | 344 |
| #3 | mmt =DD | 54% | 173 |
| #4 | Juudi | 51% | 447 |
| #5 | Cyrn | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamezi | 55% | 73 |
| #2 | Eleh | 54% | 344 |
| #3 | mmt =DD | 54% | 173 |
| #4 | Juudi | 51% | 447 |
| #5 | Cyrn | 49% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eleh | 33 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Juudi | 30 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | mmt =DD | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Cyrn | 7 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Flamezi | 4 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Juudi | 1512 | 0.17 | 43 min |
| #2 | Eleh | 1381 | 0.20 | 41 min |
| #3 | mmt =DD | 640 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #4 | Flamezi | 158 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | Cyrn | 111 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmt =DD | +1.06 | 73 | 65 |
| #2 | Juudi | +0.39 | 73 | 66 |
| #3 | Flamezi | +0.38 | 79 | 70 |
| #4 | ToL | +0.03 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | Eleh | -0.33 | 54 | 64 |





