








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 392 | 22% |
| Smokes | 459 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 442 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 450 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $127,251 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟⛟ | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | eme | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | wamaju | 50% | 4 |
| #4 | PILLUSIKA | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | MustaKukko | 36% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MustaKukko | 291 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #2 | work harder child | 59 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | Raju Kakka Pibels | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | ᵀᴴᴬᵀ✇jOrTsUgⒶdE✇ | 22 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| #5 | Stormzy | 21 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⛟⛟ | +4.21 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | ᵀᴴᴬᵀ✇jOrTsUgⒶdE✇ | +3.81 | 78 | 44 |
| #3 | Late | +2.46 | 73 | 41 |
| #4 | Raju Kakka Pibels | +2.24 | 90 | 77 |
| #5 | MustaKukko | +1.78 | 78 | 67 |





