








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,716 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1134 | 31% |
| Smokes | 536 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1067 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 979 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,260 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | NakkiS | 33% | 9 |
| #8 | Andy Widows | 29% | 7 |
| #9 | jööti | 25% | 4 |
| #10 | pentti köyri | 25% | 4 |
| #11 | Dissieläin | 25% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gemi 나니 | 6 | 0.0160 |
| #2 | Dissieläin | 1 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gemi 나니 | 51 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Dissieläin | 33 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #3 | jööti | 27 | 0.36 | 1 min |
| #4 | Andy Widows | 13 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | Rekku | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NakkiS | +3.68 | 30 | 49 |
| #2 | Rekku | +3.55 | 29 | 53 |
| #3 | Jaeru | +2.75 | 87 | 64 |
| #4 | gemi 나니 | +2.51 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | sakkeb | +1.71 | 77 | 70 |





