








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 44 | 9% |
| Smokes | 147 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 175 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 131 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $62,351 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sealio | 46% | 39 |
| #2 | FLOORIAM CaseOpening.com | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | Sk1L1ner | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | LadderGoat | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sealio | 46% | 39 |
| #2 | FLOORIAM CaseOpening.com | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | Sk1L1ner | 43% | 14 |
| #4 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | LadderGoat | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sealio | 99 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sk1L1ner | 25 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #3 | LadderGoat | 7 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #4 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | FLOORIAM CaseOpening.com | 1 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H 1 G H $ T Y L 3 | +3.49 | 78 | 37 |
| #2 | Sk1L1ner | +2.50 | 74 | 51 |
| #3 | Sidekick | +0.10 | 58 | 31 |
| #4 | LadderGoat | -0.26 | 57 | 64 |
| #5 | sealio | -1.00 | 70 | 60 |





