








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 969 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 681 matches | ||
| Wingman | 146 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




265 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,027 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14734 | 64% |
| Smokes | 3614 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2422 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2257 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,144,402 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Miguel Jordan 23 | 48% | 108 |
| #7 | vic | 48% | 77 |
| #8 | ElfmanShaggy | 47% | 105 |
| #9 | Towering Filth | 46% | 98 |
| #10 | VooDoo | 42% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reverse | +1.74 | 86 | 65 |
| #2 | Miguel Jordan 23 | +1.20 | 78 | 46 |
| #3 | Quorra420 | +0.36 | 64 | 54 |
| #4 | JacobT_ | +0.09 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | ElfmanShaggy | +0.07 | 53 | 74 |





