








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 731 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1763 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2390 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1280 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,227 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 675 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BritishBean | 465 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | ChrisrNd | 299 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Rukhal™ | 223 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | GroovyCrazybean | 110 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Apie2 | 77 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GroovyCrazybean | +3.91 | 68 | 72 |
| #2 | BritishBean | +3.77 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | Apie2 | +3.75 | 63 | 47 |
| #4 | ChrisrNd | +1.82 | 64 | 55 |
| #5 | LetDown | +0.36 | 48 | 55 |





