








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 356 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,187 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 208 | 18% |
| Smokes | 201 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 471 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 307 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $330,182 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️ Adems Chaya ♥ | 33 | 0.0187 |
| #2 | [LOS] Ter0rc00kie | 13 | 0.0067 |
| #3 | [LOS] jnsmk | 6 | 0.0500 |
| #4 | Sesamkeks | 5 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | Mahin | 5 | 0.0193 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LOS] jnsmk | +3.87 | 52 | 60 |
| #2 | Sesamkeks | +2.79 | 74 | 43 |
| #3 | ♥️ Adems Chaya ♥ | +2.62 | 52 | 50 |
| #4 | Ad3m-Boss [LOS] | +2.17 | 55 | 30 |
| #5 | 𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰✞ | +1.67 | 54 | 43 |





