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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1071 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 166 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,148 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2180 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1371 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1543 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1054 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,161,399 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Obama | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | [LOS] Xeno | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | [LOS] Ter0rc00kie | 65% | 52 |
| #4 | [LOS] Nahim Sky | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | ♥️ Adems Chaya ♥ | 57% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Reenolex | 45% | 49 |
| #10 | 𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰✞ | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | James Bondage | 44% | 63 |
| #12 | Mahin | 40% | 20 |
| #13 | M0lMoli | 22% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♥️ Adems Chaya ♥ | 10 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | [LOS] Ter0rc00kie | 7 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | [LOS] Xeno | 5 | 0.0180 |
| #4 | kr0nikz | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Reenolex | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LOS] Ter0rc00kie | 303 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #2 | Reenolex | 215 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | kr0nikz | 184 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #4 | ♥️ Adems Chaya ♥ | 171 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | M0lMoli | 46 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔍𝔞𝔪𝔢𝔰✞ | +4.59 | 70 | 45 |
| #2 | Obama | +2.48 | 61 | 31 |
| #3 | Sesamkeks | +2.48 | 56 | 47 |
| #4 | [LOS] Xeno | +2.16 | 37 | 13 |
| #5 | [LOS] Ter0rc00kie | +1.36 | 36 | 59 |





