








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 289 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 176 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




48 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1114 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1440 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 920 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1056 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,300,919 of utility $285 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 296 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sqisho | 44% | 221 |
| #2 | [TSFA] JikijAM | 44% | 150 |
| #3 | wawa ≽^•⩊•^≼ | 43% | 83 |
| #4 | Tamto | 42% | 93 |
| #5 | Black | 41% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | wawa ≽^•⩊•^≼ | 43% | 83 |
| #4 | Tamto | 42% | 93 |
| #5 | Black | 41% | 258 |
| #6 | Computerboydude | 40% | 172 |
| #7 | 4tlas | 37% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sqisho | 63 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | Black | 40 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | wawa ≽^•⩊•^≼ | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | [TSFA] JikijAM | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Computerboydude | 6 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sqisho | 422 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | wawa ≽^•⩊•^≼ | 398 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #3 | Computerboydude | 379 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #4 | Black | 323 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | [TSFA] JikijAM | 207 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Black | +2.61 | 41 | 38 |
| #2 | Computerboydude | +2.27 | 24 | 32 |
| #3 | sqisho | +1.73 | 40 | 26 |
| #4 | [TSFA] JikijAM | -0.68 | 21 | 39 |
| #5 | Tamto | -1.11 | 53 | 22 |





