








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1962 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 148 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7367 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8062 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6656 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7060 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6829 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,749,761 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 785 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Color | 69% | 42 |
| #2 | ❤Duckyyy❤ | 48% | 263 |
| #3 | JackLulz | 46% | 198 |
| #4 | IAMTHENIGHTMAREBEFORECHRISTMAS | 46% | 183 |
| #5 | egg | 46% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | disneyh8er | +4.44 | 50 | 76 |
| #2 | IAMTHENIGHTMAREBEFORECHRISTMAS | +1.17 | 46 | 39 |
| #3 | Color | -0.62 | 35 | 59 |
| #4 | JackLulz | -1.24 | 39 | 54 |
| #5 | egg | -1.71 | 47 | 14 |





