








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 874 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 642 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6754 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,052 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9882 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10623 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8252 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 6295 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,461,737 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1084 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebel friend | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | Nuben | 52% | 182 |
| #3 | M@ | 50% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebel friend | 54% | 46 |
| #2 | Nuben | 52% | 182 |
| #3 | M@ | 50% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M@ | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Rebel friend | 9 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Nuben | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nuben | 836 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #2 | M@ | 122 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | Rebel friend | 86 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rebel friend | +3.55 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Nuben | +2.45 | 84 | 70 |
| #3 | Geward | -0.15 | 55 | 71 |
| #4 | M@ | -0.99 | 39 | 45 |





