








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 181 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1303 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,770 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 856 | 31% |
| Smokes | 594 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1014 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 306 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,406 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KW | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Drilla_Corona | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | SNAK3BIT3 | 57% | 23 |
| #4 | Waco_ | 53% | 17 |
| #5 | Valyrian | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Clueless | 47% | 19 |
| #11 | Deadly | 43% | 58 |
| #12 | Anlon | 38% | 29 |
| #13 | Pips | 36% | 11 |
| #14 | Betty | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubben Shagger <3 | 9 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | Deadly | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Elite | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Anlon | 3 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Drilla_Corona | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubben Shagger <3 | 347 | 0.24 | 8 min |
| #2 | Clueless | 154 | 0.37 | 3 min |
| #3 | Elite | 143 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | Anlon | 86 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Deadly | 72 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KW | +6.77 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | SNAK3BIT3 | +3.11 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | Elite | +1.58 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | Clueless | +1.50 | 52 | 65 |
| #5 | Pips | +1.26 | 19 | 60 |





