








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,797 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 227 | 13% |
| Smokes | 358 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 766 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 446 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $227,444 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =TTF=TamZaK | 56% | 16 |
| #2 | Naladobrazil | 50% | 6 |
| #3 | AlienWarWeedeur | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | KoRoZiff | 50% | 48 |
| #5 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoRoZiff | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | chuross | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | =TTF=TamZaK | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Djav RCT CS2 | 1 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Nala | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoRoZiff | 199 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | chuross | 74 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | =TTF= Yamato | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Djav RCT CS2 | 49 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | zdMeïster | 46 | 0.17 | 2 min |





