








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1742 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3366 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3406 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3707 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 1490 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1527 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,291,525 of utility $172 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 440 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | George Clooney ♿⛟♿⛟♿ | 255 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #2 | Priptide | 110 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Pitcherrrr | 90 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dannu | 84 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | HelixDizzy | 48 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I C Wiener XO | +1.84 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | Pitcherrrr | +1.53 | 66 | 48 |
| #3 | HelixDizzy | +0.80 | 68 | 48 |
| #4 | George Clooney ♿⛟♿⛟♿ | -0.16 | 60 | 52 |
| #5 | Priptide | -0.41 | 54 | 44 |





