








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 107 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 241 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3330 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2853 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3374 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3104 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3099 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,207,593 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MorningstaR | 75% | 24 |
| #2 | kusturinn | 69% | 35 |
| #3 | demigod | 61% | 28 |
| #4 | geirii-.- | 59% | 22 |
| #5 | Gotti | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demigod | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Iceman | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind cntrl | 150 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | 'SýningarmaðuriNN | 91 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | kusturinn | 83 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | MorningstaR | 73 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | wrestliii beljubrókari | 62 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mind cntrl | +5.61 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | MorningstaR | +2.94 | 72 | 76 |
| #3 | eggiFUNCTION- | +2.34 | 77 | 71 |
| #4 | friðbjörnss | +2.04 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | wrestliii beljubrókari | +1.86 | 79 | 66 |





