








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 687 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 2,052 | |
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5598 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,528 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1356 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1398 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2345 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1429 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,282,149 of utility $238 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k331m | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | Artis4 | 64% | 47 |
| #3 | TuSzKK | 58% | 162 |
| #4 | S3BIE | 56% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k331m | 79% | 24 |
| #2 | Artis4 | 64% | 47 |
| #3 | TuSzKK | 58% | 162 |
| #4 | S3BIE | 56% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Artis4 | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | TuSzKK | 2 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TuSzKK | 487 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #2 | S3BIE | 262 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #3 | Artis4 | 97 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | k331m | 62 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syvex | +1.77 | 85 | 42 |
| #2 | TuSzKK | +1.69 | 87 | 61 |
| #3 | Artis4 | +0.79 | 70 | 58 |
| #4 | S3BIE | +0.55 | 74 | 71 |
| #5 | k331m | -0.19 | 82 | 58 |





