








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 223 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1673 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1388 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1500 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1269 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1340 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $600,162 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | icuble | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | garlic | 67% | 24 |
| #3 | krogg | 67% | 33 |
| #4 | Primordial Nut | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | ddddddddd | 53% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Primordial Nut | 57% | 14 |
| #5 | ddddddddd | 53% | 102 |
| #6 | Cooked | 53% | 19 |
| #7 | he aint built for that | 52% | 46 |
| #8 | TAFE Medical Science | 50% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAFE Medical Science | 16 | 0.0158 |
| #2 | ddddddddd | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Primordial Nut | 3 | 0.0107 |
| #4 | he aint built for that | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | icuble | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ddddddddd | 720 | 0.33 | 18 min |
| #2 | TAFE Medical Science | 305 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #3 | krogg | 102 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | icuble | 93 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Cooked | 39 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | krogg | +1.89 | 62 | 69 |
| #2 | TAFE Medical Science | +1.66 | 61 | 56 |
| #3 | eeeeee | +1.22 | 76 | 58 |
| #4 | ddddddddd | -0.41 | 63 | 68 |
| #5 | Cooked | -1.41 | 46 | 51 |





