








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 226 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6787 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,116 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1158 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1492 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1055 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2411 | 39% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,251,382 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1013 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pattar | 71 | 0.0198 |
| #2 | boop | 39 | 0.0184 |
| #3 | BUNGIE | 38 | 0.0380 |
| #4 | 我讨厌以色列✞ | 36 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | CumGuzzler35 | 14 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 我讨厌以色列✞ | +4.05 | 91 | 60 |
| #2 | boop | +2.89 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | CumGuzzler35 | +2.38 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | Pattar | +1.91 | 70 | 58 |
| #5 | Donovan Johnson | +0.76 | 84 | 25 |





