








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3415 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,354 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3245 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3296 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2994 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $639,131 of utility $106 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carsten - The King | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Simooon | 63% | 88 |
| #3 | Klunkejoe.qoou | 56% | 18 |
| #4 | CuBEz | 55% | 154 |
| #5 | dfg | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CuBEz | 27 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | DoniczDK | 23 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | ¤ SLA$g€r ¤ | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Chups0 | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Slatne | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CuBEz | 366 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Chups0 | 313 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | DoniczDK | 280 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #4 | Fre4k | 244 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | ¤ SLA$g€r ¤ | 189 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smirnoff | +3.36 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | dfg | +1.66 | 55 | 80 |
| #3 | Carsten - The King | +1.02 | 65 | 67 |
| #4 | ¤ SLA$g€r ¤ | +0.34 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | Klunkejoe.qoou | +0.09 | 61 | 75 |





