








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Faceit | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,987 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2386 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2564 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1014 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2023 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,144,628 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unknown | 70% | 23 |
| #2 | Badulinio | 53% | 219 |
| #3 | Doktor Nauk | 51% | 170 |
| #4 | ZDZICHO | 50% | 154 |
| #5 | Tofik | 50% | 285 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Doktor Nauk | 51% | 170 |
| #4 | ZDZICHO | 50% | 154 |
| #5 | Tofik | 50% | 285 |
| #6 | Raf | 49% | 301 |
| #7 | wtk | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raf | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Tofik | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Doktor Nauk | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Badulinio | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | wtk | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raf | 572 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | Badulinio | 457 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Tofik | 403 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #4 | Doktor Nauk | 369 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | ZDZICHO | 320 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | unknown | +3.61 | 85 | 62 |
| #2 | ZDZICHO | +2.64 | 87 | 60 |
| #3 | Raf | +1.23 | 60 | 69 |
| #4 | wtk | +0.44 | 76 | 18 |
| #5 | Doktor Nauk | -0.09 | 64 | 51 |





