








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 167 matches | ||
| Faceit | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4619 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,109 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4365 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5573 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4778 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5393 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $915,495 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 306 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Doktor Nauk | 53% | 172 |
| #2 | Badulinio | 53% | 223 |
| #3 | ZDZICHO | 53% | 250 |
| #4 | Tofik | 51% | 316 |
| #5 | pamperap | 49% | 301 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Badulinio | 53% | 223 |
| #3 | ZDZICHO | 53% | 250 |
| #4 | Tofik | 51% | 316 |
| #5 | pamperap | 49% | 301 |
| #6 | wtk | 43% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pamperap | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Tofik | 4 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | Badulinio | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | ZDZICHO | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #5 | Doktor Nauk | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZDZICHO | 569 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #2 | pamperap | 455 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #3 | Badulinio | 442 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #4 | Tofik | 441 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | Doktor Nauk | 401 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZDZICHO | +2.66 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | Raf | +1.10 | 60 | 69 |
| #3 | wtk | +0.57 | 76 | 19 |
| #4 | Doktor Nauk | -0.21 | 67 | 52 |
| #5 | Tofik | -0.68 | 54 | 51 |





