








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,171 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4620 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4014 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4527 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4010 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,488,153 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 443 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fadezz | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | Tozer™ | 51% | 162 |
| #3 | OiBrav | 48% | 400 |
| #4 | BLiiTZ | 48% | 484 |
| #5 | CustomLamb™ | 45% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BLiiTZ | 812 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | OiBrav | 505 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| #3 | Tozer™ | 178 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | CustomLamb™ | 124 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Fadezz | 95 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fadezz | +3.96 | 73 | 55 |
| #2 | Tozer™ | +2.67 | 65 | 56 |
| #3 | BLiiTZ | +2.38 | 84 | 58 |
| #4 | NZREAP3R | +1.06 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | CustomLamb™ | +1.01 | 67 | 63 |





