








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 103 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1041 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 414 | 18% |
| Smokes | 802 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 670 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 432 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $284,323 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 132 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NZREAP3R | 54% | 70 |
| #2 | BLiiTZ | 53% | 80 |
| #3 | DVW | 50% | 6 |
| #4 | Tozer™ | 50% | 18 |
| #5 | OiBrav | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NZREAP3R | 169 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | BLiiTZ | 150 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | OiBrav | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | Tozer™ | 20 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #5 | Josse | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fadezz | +4.03 | 73 | 54 |
| #2 | Tozer™ | +2.42 | 63 | 62 |
| #3 | BLiiTZ | +1.85 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | NZREAP3R | +1.22 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | DVW | +0.43 | 60 | 52 |





