








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 48 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 155 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,255 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1338 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3279 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1610 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2028 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,139,946 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 56 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ImLowOnAmmo | 32% | 25 |
| #9 | Thedoc | 28% | 36 |
| #10 | deamonkeeper | 26% | 42 |
| #11 | gascaN | 26% | 23 |
| #12 | cmc | 15% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cmc | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Bentley | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | Windy | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | deamonkeeper | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Thedoc | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omori | +4.14 | 70 | 42 |
| #2 | gascaN | +2.41 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | Windy | +1.99 | 39 | 68 |
| #4 | ImLowOnAmmo | +1.82 | 77 | 53 |
| #5 | Thedoc | +1.58 | 63 | 59 |





