








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 975 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,199 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6923 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4700 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 9198 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 1378 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,433,187 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 176 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GEEZERSDEAGLE | 52% | 519 |
| #2 | ★ScarFace | 50% | 72 |
| #3 | S9 | 50% | 318 |
| #4 | Stein | 49% | 360 |
| #5 | LostPhilipp | 48% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | S9 | 50% | 318 |
| #4 | Stein | 49% | 360 |
| #5 | LostPhilipp | 48% | 77 |
| #6 | ★Supreme | 48% | 352 |
| #7 | ★ReeFall | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Supreme | 143 | 0.0202 |
| #2 | GEEZERSDEAGLE | 132 | 0.0125 |
| #3 | Stein | 67 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | S9 | 20 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | ★ReeFall | 11 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Supreme | 2012 | 0.28 | 38 min |
| #2 | GEEZERSDEAGLE | 1472 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #3 | Stein | 430 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #4 | S9 | 413 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #5 | ★ReeFall | 315 | 0.30 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | European Cowgirl -UwU- 😊 | +3.25 | 47 | 67 |
| #2 | ★ReeFall | +3.24 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | ★Supreme | +2.58 | 77 | 58 |
| #4 | ★ScarFace | -0.69 | 62 | 63 |
| #5 | GEEZERSDEAGLE | -1.25 | 48 | 59 |





