








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 330 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,132 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5685 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4685 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4343 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3419 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,167,309 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abs | 64% | 89 |
| #2 | RED6 | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Ziz1243 | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | Legacyy85 | 55% | 190 |
| #5 | Doookie | 54% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RED6 | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Ziz1243 | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | Legacyy85 | 55% | 190 |
| #5 | Doookie | 54% | 39 |
| #6 | dui2k | 52% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Legacyy85 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | dui2k | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Abs | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Ziz1243 | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | Doookie | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dui2k | 396 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #2 | RED6 | 241 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| #3 | Abs | 208 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | Legacyy85 | 165 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Doookie | 88 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Abs | +6.39 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | dui2k | +0.98 | 57 | 57 |
| #3 | Doookie | +0.38 | 42 | 71 |
| #4 | Baglivo | +0.16 | 69 | 58 |
| #5 | RED6 | -0.52 | 34 | 77 |





