








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 514 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 390 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4469 | 27% |
| Smokes | 4423 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4587 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3236 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,325,817 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 728 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♡Selly♡ | 58% | 69 |
| #2 | Helmet | 54% | 229 |
| #3 | Zinedine ZywOo | 54% | 334 |
| #4 | Everest | 53% | 220 |
| #5 | ✪ Gessli | 52% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Helmet | 54% | 229 |
| #3 | Zinedine ZywOo | 54% | 334 |
| #4 | Everest | 53% | 220 |
| #5 | ✪ Gessli | 52% | 27 |
| #6 | Hauptmann | 51% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Everest | 43 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Zinedine ZywOo | 16 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Helmet | 14 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ♡Selly♡ | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ✪ Gessli | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zinedine ZywOo | 1927 | 0.28 | 53 min |
| #2 | Everest | 1034 | 0.23 | 28 min |
| #3 | Helmet | 559 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | Hauptmann | 379 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | ♡Selly♡ | 130 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Everest | +1.80 | 59 | 55 |
| #2 | ✪ Gessli | +1.38 | 66 | 79 |
| #3 | Helmet | +0.52 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | Zinedine ZywOo | +0.48 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | ernstjakob | +0.27 | 72 | 64 |





