








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 261 | 27% |
| Smokes | 267 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 280 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 176 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $84,191 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | R2NG3Z | 67% | 15 |
| #6 | e1iias | 63% | 8 |
| #7 | Trim | 55% | 20 |
| #8 | SLTH | 0% | 2 |
| #9 | JD | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R2NG3Z | 3 | 0.0099 |
| #2 | beef | 2 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Trim | 67 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #2 | R2NG3Z | 59 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #3 | beef | 57 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | e1iias | 37 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | eth | 18 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R2NG3Z | +4.15 | 87 | 66 |
| #2 | eth | +1.66 | 65 | 45 |
| #3 | benbranS | +1.19 | 88 | 55 |
| #4 | e1iias | +0.51 | 53 | 59 |
| #5 | Trim | +0.41 | 78 | 48 |





