








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 165 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 260 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




50 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3627 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,348 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6389 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4667 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 4511 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4781 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,249,696 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 612 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Thomas | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | Formanden | 56% | 45 |
| #3 | okito | 53% | 73 |
| #4 | jeremioho | 53% | 90 |
| #5 | Koro | 50% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jeremioho | 34 | 0.0178 |
| #2 | spxt- | 29 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | ToLiKo | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Formanden | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #5 | emmanuel kant | 5 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ToLiKo | 842 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | jeremioho | 421 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | meow | 222 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | okito | 137 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | spxt- | 116 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Formanden | +3.76 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | ✪ Thomas | +3.21 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | okito | +2.90 | 76 | 59 |
| #4 | jeremioho | +2.61 | 73 | 62 |
| #5 | meow | +1.51 | 67 | 46 |





