








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 273 | 24% |
| Smokes | 262 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 368 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 248 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $194,243 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 32 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALI kaffe | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | JAMETIME | 3 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JAMETIME | 245 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #2 | ALI kaffe | 169 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | Premzyy | 26 | 0.27 | 1 min |
| #4 | inDeBidingi | 25 | 0.26 | 0 min |
| #5 | xScrimm | 5 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inDeBidingi | +3.03 | 91 | 49 |
| #2 | JAMETIME | +2.16 | 91 | 82 |
| #3 | Premzyy | -0.91 | 63 | 77 |
| #4 | ALI kaffe | -1.17 | 66 | 74 |
| #5 | Cyresto | -1.53 | 70 | 52 |





