








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 964 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 132 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4327 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,725 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3696 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3931 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3294 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3804 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,453 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aziantigrou | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | WaZacube | 52% | 58 |
| #3 | wallee | 52% | 120 |
| #4 | hayor | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | KaMi | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | wallee | 52% | 120 |
| #4 | hayor | 51% | 68 |
| #5 | KaMi | 50% | 26 |
| #6 | #Osok' | 50% | 68 |
| #7 | Skylher | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallee | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | hayor | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | Aziantigrou | 4 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Skylher | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | #Osok' | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallee | 373 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | hayor | 211 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | WaZacube | 180 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | #Osok' | 155 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | Skylher | 134 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallee | +2.64 | 80 | 72 |
| #2 | nØne | +1.21 | 78 | 69 |
| #3 | Skylher | +0.60 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | hayor | -0.63 | 50 | 64 |
| #5 | #Osok' | -1.06 | 50 | 60 |





