








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1262 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 424 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 100 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5563 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4072 | 22% |
| Smokes | 5354 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3989 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4722 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,918,014 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 141 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaMi | 67% | 83 |
| #2 | Superbri0che | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | iche | 62% | 98 |
| #4 | mO_ule | 62% | 37 |
| #5 | Shinju | 61% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | wallee | 49% | 163 |
| #11 | wallee_ | 48% | 27 |
| #12 | hayor | 48% | 61 |
| #13 | #Osok' | 47% | 123 |
| #14 | nØne | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallee | 12 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | #Osok' | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | wallee_ | 5 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | iche | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | JaG † | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallee | 485 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Shinju | 454 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #3 | iche | 305 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | JaG † | 301 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | #Osok' | 259 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iche | +3.13 | 89 | 72 |
| #2 | Shinju | +1.61 | 72 | 78 |
| #3 | wallee | +1.29 | 78 | 71 |
| #4 | wallee_ | +1.04 | 68 | 67 |
| #5 | Skylher | +0.67 | 69 | 69 |





