








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 569 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 309 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3989 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5378 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5794 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3119 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3699 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $689,725 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 825 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adzee | 70% | 33 |
| #2 | Idek | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | ✪ Pabl0 | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | nero | 54% | 195 |
| #5 | jdk_16 cs.money cs.deals | 53% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Idek | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | ✪ Pabl0 | 63% | 38 |
| #4 | nero | 54% | 195 |
| #5 | jdk_16 cs.money cs.deals | 53% | 55 |
| #6 | Cav3s | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nero | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | jdk_16 cs.money cs.deals | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Idek | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Cav3s | 2 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | ✪ Pabl0 | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nero | 569 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #2 | Adzee | 212 | 0.30 | 6 min |
| #3 | jdk_16 cs.money cs.deals | 177 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | ✪ Pabl0 | 66 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Idek | 59 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adzee | +1.91 | 94 | 77 |
| #2 | moca | +1.45 | 77 | 62 |
| #3 | nero | +1.16 | 88 | 56 |
| #4 | Idek | +0.79 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | ✪ Pabl0 | +0.34 | 81 | 46 |





