








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 360 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 153 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2613 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,908 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1688 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1903 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1551 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1766 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $598,252 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 325 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HanFroyo | 53% | 312 |
| #2 | HDone28 | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | RicePaddy | 49% | 284 |
| #4 | FWONCIS | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HanFroyo | 53% | 312 |
| #2 | HDone28 | 49% | 83 |
| #3 | RicePaddy | 49% | 284 |
| #4 | FWONCIS | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HanFroyo | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | RicePaddy | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | HDone28 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HanFroyo | 582 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #2 | RicePaddy | 264 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #3 | FWONCIS | 98 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | HDone28 | 68 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HanFroyo | +4.59 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Anrixus | -1.08 | 51 | 43 |
| #3 | RicePaddy | -1.49 | 46 | 44 |
| #4 | FWONCIS | -3.06 | 32 | 64 |
| #5 | HDone28 | -6.40 | 11 | 16 |





