








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 630 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 398 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5672 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4398 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5342 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 3969 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2455 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,038,935 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taco | 52% | 46 |
| #2 | H0LL0WICH | 49% | 93 |
| #3 | ✘Giga✘☂ | 48% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Taco | 52% | 46 |
| #2 | H0LL0WICH | 49% | 93 |
| #3 | ✘Giga✘☂ | 48% | 292 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘Giga✘☂ | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | H0LL0WICH | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Taco | 6 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✘Giga✘☂ | 263 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #2 | Taco | 129 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | H0LL0WICH | 28 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H0LL0WICH | +2.01 | 56 | 34 |
| #2 | Mr.Sm00thbra1n | +0.42 | 52 | 54 |
| #3 | Taco | +0.01 | 43 | 49 |
| #4 | ✘Giga✘☂ | -0.32 | 58 | 42 |





