








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Esplay | 5 matches | 2,141 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 81 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4747 | 25% |
| Smokes | 5556 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4016 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4701 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $592,108 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | skutlae | 64% | 184 |
| #5 | ekkelt | 62% | 58 |
| #6 | Naxariis | 60% | 162 |
| #7 | Delta | 57% | 114 |
| #8 | Chipz | 52% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fract ツ | +3.47 | 78 | 80 |
| #2 | Delta | +2.77 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | leider | +1.26 | 83 | 73 |
| #4 | skutlae | +0.78 | 76 | 66 |
| #5 | ekkelt | -0.17 | 73 | 55 |





