








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 156 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,504 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1413 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1203 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 913 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 975 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $215,011 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kreutzmann | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | TheAndrew | 64% | 101 |
| #3 | Andersen | 61% | 85 |
| #4 | musta pekka | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kreutzmann | 82% | 11 |
| #2 | TheAndrew | 64% | 101 |
| #3 | Andersen | 61% | 85 |
| #4 | musta pekka | 56% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andersen | 19 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | TheAndrew | 14 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | musta pekka | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheAndrew | 391 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #2 | Andersen | 360 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | musta pekka | 48 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kreutzmann | 9 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kreutzmann | +3.03 | 87 | 58 |
| #2 | Andersen | +2.74 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | TheAndrew | +1.18 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | AlexBorg | +0.72 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | musta pekka | -1.68 | 84 | 63 |





